summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
i saw a chameleon today so i guess it was a pretty shitty chameleon
Forget people who are like “oh it’s impolite to talk about religion or politics”
Lol man talk about politics on the first date so you know if the person sitting on the other side of the table respects your rights as a human or not.
i’m here to plant apples and fuck bitches
and i’m all out of apples